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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:23

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

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Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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